He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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