Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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