Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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