I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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