Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Actions speak louder than pants.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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