Rock
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Fuck
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
wow bdsm is so cute
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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