wat bout pragnant strippers??
Life is so much better after having sex.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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