When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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