Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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