Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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