windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
dude. I can hear the air.
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