brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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