Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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