Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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