Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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