Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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