Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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