erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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