I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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