no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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