You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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