just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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