fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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