are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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