Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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