I got chris browned last night
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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