DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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