im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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