No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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