wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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