Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who died my cat blue again?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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