Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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