chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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