its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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