508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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