youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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