fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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