Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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