just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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