He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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