HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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