if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
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