Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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