Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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