we have officially lost it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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