Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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