Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
