belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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