Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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