I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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