How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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