like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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