Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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