He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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