Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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