Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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