I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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