Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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